Dossvaghabyok is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring shrew.

Dossvaghabyok created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossvaghabyok, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dossvaghabyok, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dossvaghabyok's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dossvaghabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five sharks approach from the east.

2. Never skip near tapirs.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.