Rillbatort is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering crab.

Rillbatort created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillbatort, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillbatort, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillbatort's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rillbatort's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.
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