Sanlog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited centipede.

Sanlog created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanlog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sanlog, she will be very unhappy.

Sanlog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sanlog's priests.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Sanlog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not sing in public.