Zedyokxen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane lizard.

Zedyokxen created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedyokxen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedyokxen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Zedyokxen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zedyokxen's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never talk about squirrels.