Sawbafflab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking fly.

Sawbafflab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbafflab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sawbafflab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sawbafflab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sawbafflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Sawbafflab on top of important buildings.