Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm cow.

Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fabgaddavcissvonkcudfebdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sit in holy places.