Cubhogjam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane pig.

Cubhogjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhogjam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubhogjam, she will not care.

Cubhogjam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cubhogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help pigs in need.