Tailfatwap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate weasel.

Tailfatwap created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfatwap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tailfatwap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailfatwap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tailfatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not commit murder.