Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident centipede.

Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut, he will turn you into a duck.

Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pinbimhig Bestvegjadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.