Gudwatcebsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered hare.

Gudwatcebsaw created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudwatcebsaw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudwatcebsaw, she will not care at all.

Gudwatcebsaw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gudwatcebsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to snakes while wearing pink skirts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.