Gupbabwod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Gupbabwod created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gupbabwod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupbabwod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gupbabwod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gupbabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to music.