Witnegflag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm dog.

Witnegflag created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witnegflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Witnegflag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Witnegflag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Witnegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Witnegflag.

2. Witnegflag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect eight iron sculptures of Witnegflag on top of important buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair white.