Stafnullxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody gerbil.

Stafnullxuck created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafnullxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stafnullxuck, it will refuse to believe in you.

Stafnullxuck's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stafnullxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Stafnullxuck must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.