Kamsomrill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage chicken.

Kamsomrill created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamsomrill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamsomrill, she will destroy your home planet.

Kamsomrill's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kamsomrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear pink skirts.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.