Mipgartiphiv is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless shrew.

Mipgartiphiv created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipgartiphiv, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mipgartiphiv, it will destroy your home planet.

Mipgartiphiv's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mipgartiphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.