Pogvig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident otter.

Pogvig created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogvig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pogvig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pogvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.

3. You must love Pogvig.

4. Always obey Pogvig's priests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.