Gomdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving hedgehog.

Gomdoss created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomdoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomdoss, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gomdoss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not stand on grass.