Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident swan.

Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad, he will manifest in front of you.

Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad's priests.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quamlarpqueeg Benyokmadkad.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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