Bedfararp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate coyote.

Bedfararp created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedfararp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedfararp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bedfararp's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bedfararp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.