Febdaptif is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering deer.

Febdaptif created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdaptif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febdaptif, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Febdaptif's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Febdaptif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. You must love Febdaptif.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.