Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless hamster.

Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk, she will be very unhappy.

Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Natcebkim Fetwitortcennigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat cherries.