Nanbifbin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate lion.

Nanbifbin created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanbifbin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nanbifbin, she will torture you forever.

Nanbifbin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nanbifbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanbifbin.