Motbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dog.

Motbeg created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motbeg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motbeg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Motbeg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near sharks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not skip in public.