Linleghug is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating zebra.

Linleghug created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linleghug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linleghug, he will not care at all.

Linleghug's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Linleghug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Linleghug's name in vain.

2. Never mention mites.

3. You must pray to Linleghug five times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.