Xucfomvil is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty fish.

Xucfomvil created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Xucfomvil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucfomvil, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xucfomvil's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xucfomvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Xucfomvil.

5. Do not commit murder.