Badfumbun Volgamtargfas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless snake.

Badfumbun Volgamtargfas created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfumbun Volgamtargfas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badfumbun Volgamtargfas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Badfumbun Volgamtargfas' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Badfumbun Volgamtargfas' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.