Buthadfub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous salamander.

Buthadfub created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Buthadfub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buthadfub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Buthadfub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Buthadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.