Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless scorpion.

Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yartfarnzanbetdodhassandhud.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.