Cunbopmap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful gorilla.

Cunbopmap created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbopmap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunbopmap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cunbopmap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cunbopmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.