Stigjiglib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating horse.

Stigjiglib created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigjiglib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigjiglib, it will turn you into a dog.

Stigjiglib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stigjiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not sing in public.