Nanlunqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate skunk.

Nanlunqueeg created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanlunqueeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanlunqueeg, it will turn you into a frog.

Nanlunqueeg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nanlunqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Nanlunqueeg four times a day.

3. Put Nanlunqueeg first in all things.

4. Never wear white corsets.

5. Never look in ponds.