Honhitlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic butterfly.

Honhitlarn created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honhitlarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honhitlarn, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Honhitlarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Honhitlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Honhitlarn.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.