Bumcedrawyat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind tapir.

Bumcedrawyat created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcedrawyat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumcedrawyat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bumcedrawyat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bumcedrawyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Bumcedrawyat's priests.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.