Cudnigyam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent monkey.

Cudnigyam created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudnigyam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cudnigyam, it will not invite you to parties.

Cudnigyam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cudnigyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Worship no other gods but Cudnigyam.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.