Botdotdamhon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous donkey.

Botdotdamhon created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Botdotdamhon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botdotdamhon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Botdotdamhon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Botdotdamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.