Kartipsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing alligator.

Kartipsad created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kartipsad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kartipsad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kartipsad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Kartipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Kartipsad.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.