Sistifsat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind capybara.

Sistifsat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Sistifsat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sistifsat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sistifsat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sistifsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing brown kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Sistifsat must be the most important thing in your life.