Carwigsom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful armadillo.

Carwigsom created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carwigsom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carwigsom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Carwigsom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Carwigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Carwigsom.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never go into violet rooms.