Begleggod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, vain jellyfish.

Begleggod created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begleggod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Begleggod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Begleggod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Begleggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Begleggod.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.