Quatvedkan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy wyrm.

Quatvedkan created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatvedkan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quatvedkan, it will turn you into a mole.

Quatvedkan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quatvedkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never eat bark.