Wanrutyikced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient clam.

Wanrutyikced created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanrutyikced, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wanrutyikced, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wanrutyikced's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wanrutyikced's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.