Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient squirrel.

Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hencannig Armgemmigsugcidvegtetti loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.