Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome centaur.

Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Lopdodgar Mifsattan Safkopfab's name in vain.

5. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing purple trousers.