Bodgetgatdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet slug.

Bodgetgatdin created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgetgatdin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodgetgatdin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bodgetgatdin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bodgetgatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.