Midtiksit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, slow shrew.

Midtiksit created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Midtiksit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midtiksit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Midtiksit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Midtiksit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.