Kiknelpark is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical rhinoceros.

Kiknelpark created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiknelpark, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kiknelpark, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kiknelpark's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kiknelpark's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kiknelpark.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Put Kiknelpark first in all things.

5. Always obey Kiknelpark's priests.