Sinyathap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent snail.

Sinyathap created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinyathap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sinyathap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sinyathap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sinyathap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not eat rice.