Renbusstikkin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate spider.

Renbusstikkin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbusstikkin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renbusstikkin, he will turn you into a duck.

Renbusstikkin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Renbusstikkin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renbusstikkin.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Renbusstikkin's priests.

5. Do not shave your chest.