Cutcundab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate whale.

Cutcundab created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutcundab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutcundab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cutcundab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cutcundab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cutcundab.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.