Ben Tabyamxem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic centaur.

Ben Tabyamxem created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ben Tabyamxem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ben Tabyamxem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ben Tabyamxem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ben Tabyamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Ben Tabyamxem loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.